Tax deductible So Throcmorton,
You know if you and Dennyson formed your own Prosperity religion I would donate more money for the tax benefit. If the Church of Satan can be identified by the Federal government you should be able to. You just have to worship something. The finder of money on the floor donator. We've already sold our souls so it's a little late to start a religion. Thanks for the input though.

Greetings + your website Hello Mr. Hildersteed,
This is Millie in Ann Arbor, Daughters friend. I just visited your website through a link off Traci's Jewelry website. LOL! You are so crazy! :o) After all these years of knowing you from being best friends with your daughter, I can say I am not surprised at your craziness. Very humorous and original! I hope you will be able to get the Fat Boy you want in 2008. Maybe you can create a video on You Tube to ask for donations if you haven't already. Anyway, just want to drop a note to say hello. Good luck and keep in touch!!
Kind Regards, Millie Thanks Millie, but you should know that Mr. Hildersteed doesn't do it all by himself. I'm his partner (business, that is) Jo, the thin good looking one in the comic.

Thought you'd enjoy this! A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge? Laurie B. Thanks for the joke. We love reader submissions, because that's less work that we have to do ourselves.

Bitch of the month Here's a picture if you change the page to Bitch of the month. Tara the terror of the under world We'll be chicking with our judges to verify your eligability. However, I must say your language and typing skills are remarkable for a canine. Hey wait a minute...

babe, chick, woman whatever You can use the attahced photo if you like (which was not stolen from anywhere) as long as you don't photoshop off my beard. Fake name please! Specialicious Geez, Now we have an actual contest coming in December.

Wench of the month page I am herby submitting my photograph to be used on your wench of the month page or woman, girl, etc... I just like being a wench and am dressed like one in my picture. Please don't beard me or use my real name. It would jeopardize my job as broker on Wall Street. You may call me beer maiden, beer wench, man I could go for a beer right now. :) Wenchy the Wench Oh pooh. Farrah Fawcett was going to be our chick next month.

HOCKEY PUCK? No haters man don't hate. Just because I OWN the ULTIMATE example of the fine chrome and metal machine of which you so greatly covet don't hate the PLAYER man,hate the GAME. Oh and thanks for not making o'l THROCK'S character not look quite so much like the SOUTH END of NORTH BOUND yak in the cartoon. Going to go ride MY HARLEY! Benjamin Be nice to us Benjamin. If you need a reason please remember the following three facts;

  1. We know you are in the witless relocation program :p
  2. We know what you did last summer :o
  3. We know your real name ;)
By the way, how much have you donated so far?

It's sooooo not fair You know who the real boss is. Why does "John" get a comic strip and I don't? I'm nicer!!!! Just be sure to remember who is always calling you a propeller head. (Not me.) The point I'm trying to make is I want a comic strip!!!!! The rules I gave you for the company portrait also apply to the comic. Jane (Doe) As I remember you want
more "of this" and less "of that".

Comix Why did you change the previous comix? I went on to show a friend and it was different. I like the one comix per week. It keeps me comming back every week for more. Suri from CA I only changed (revised) them a little to fit better with some new strips I did. I'm doing my best to get a least one new one done a week.
P.S. Thanks for the bug report. I'll fix it as soon as possible.

Obsession with Adrienne Dennyson, Those of us that know you well know of your long time fixation/ obsession with Adrienne. Perhaps you should just add an Adrienne Barbeau page.
You know your never gonna bump her off the chicks page no matter who sends in a photo,. Sherylicious Oh Yeah. Well... Well..
You wait till I think of a snappy retort!

Funny My Daughter told me about this and I just had to look it up and see what your up to Next. We did tell your old Computer friend(Chad) about it. He thought it was funny. Id give money too but I am already on Social Security so need every penny myself. Sorry. But do wish you the best. Will keep my eyes on ya to see if you ever get one. Cin Don't worry about the money, just relish the joy that we are spreading.

rebuttal on Babe of the month

  1. I don't mind Adrienne Barbeau being your Babe of the month I was just pointing out you should use a current photo not something from 35 years ago that was the point I was making.
    2. The whole point was 35 year old picture. I think you need therapy if you thought anything else.
  2. You know my "Old Lady" and do you think I should have her submit a picture? at least it would be current or should I submit a 35 year old picture of her?
  3. I would not have a problem with you using Bea Arthur as your Babe as long as you use a current picture not a 35 year old one.
Pete Dude, you sound offended. We're really SORRY but...
  1. Your taking this way to serious
    if you think it really matters
  2. Everybody know I need therapy,
    but what was I supposed to think?
  3. I was unaware I knew your old lady,
    but I'll ask her which she'd prefer.
  4. I'd have a problem using any picture
    of Bea Arthur at any age.
Can't we just be friends? I already have one arch nemisis (Benjamin), I don't need two. Wait... How much did you contribute? We'll post any PG13 picture you want for enough $.

Adrienne Barbeau ???? Come on guys she is sixty two yeas old you got a picture from 1972 if you did that with Brooke Shields she wold have been Seven years old and looked like the attached picture Pete Cook Well, Well, Well. Where do I start?

  1. Besides her solar white hotness, our choice of Andrienne Barbeau was a bit of an inside joke.
    Sorry you ain't on the inside.
  2. We don't quite get your point with the whole
    Brooke Shields seven year old thing.
    Do you need therapy or something?
  3. If you don't like it get your old lady
    to send her picture in.
  4. Otherwise shut up or next month
    we'll use Bea Arthur's picture.

Wish you luck getting that Harley. Your site is hysterical! I sent a link to some folks who just might be sympathetic. This is my '68 Sportster, running real well thanks to my man there. I'll be back to check progress. Bobbie Thanks, It's great to get mail from someone we don't know or had to bribe.

The cartoon looks cool The likeness of you guys is amazing. Although it's probably a good thing you made DENNYSSON'S character MORE MUSCULAR and MANLY looking than he ACTUALLY IS. Benjamin Whatever, you Hockey Puck

I'm Your #1 Fan Dear BMAH Guys,
Even though I don't like motorcycles--I'm afraid of them, AND motorcycle riders--Harley riders in particular. They're all tough and leathery and stuff. Strangely, I now find myself hankering after a fringed leather vest, and sometimes trying to 'pop a wheelie' in my p.o.s. van. What's up with that? I have to admit, I check the progress bar on your website obsessively, even in the middle of the night, sometimes. Does that sound healthy to you?

Though I'm greatly flattered, I must decline your request to send a photo. I simply can't compete with the generous curves and beard of your current womanly mascot.
Best wishes! Ann Obsessive? Don't we all dream about fringed leather apparel? Also, we're looking for a womanly mascot without a beard. Thanks.

fun Great Idea. I hope you get your harley soon. I dont know if my bosses will add your link but I did. (miket_autos) I do talk to a lot of customers on there.
Hope I can help. Michael "Doc Taboc" Tabacchi Thanks Mike. Keep Coming Back for more, and spread the word.

hi OK Throc, I really like your web sight. Teddi told me about this. Can't give any money. Just wanted to say hi keep it up! Rose from up north. (She calls it the northern territory.)

Give Me a Break Went on Getmeaharley.com, how pathetic. No attempt at humor, just whining & a crappy website. No wonder his wife kicked him to the curb Whatever. Sharon Wait till he starts slamming us. I wonder how big that guy is.

SEHR GEEHRTER!!! Auch wenn dieser Brief Sie sicherlich |berraschen wird, nehmen Sie sich bitte einen Moment Zeit um ihn zu lesen. Es ist sehr wichtig. Ich bin Ester Kasbergen und ich arbeite bei einer Finanzhaus in den Niederlanden... (BLAH BLAH BLAH) Ester Kasbergen My German aint so good, but the letter goes on and on and it seems that they think we have a rich uncle in Britain that died without any heirs and that they will split the inhertance with us if we pay them a wad of money up front. If I had a wad of money to give them we wouldn't be begging for money here sheiskopf (Stupid German Guy).

WEDGGIE I feel like giveing DENNYSSON a WEDGGIE!! From one of the guys in the pressroom
WITH a HARLEY!! You're not fooling anyone Benjamin. What is with the negative vibes man? Is it that you are jealous of our idea? Are we not cool enough to hang with you and the the other Harley pressmen? Do you need a Hug? (You aint gettin' one from me. Try Kristy on the 'Chicks' page, I think she needs one too.) Or do you just want to touch my underwear?
Just remember you started this, not me!

Fan mail You guys ARE professional money-makers. And great sign holders!Archer Thanks Archer. I notice that you're an Ivy League grad. Don't they usually make LOTS of money? Where's your donation? Jes' Askin' is all.

Hey Bro, Yes, we've been to your website...what a hoot!! Good luck with that with your quest! Got your message last night and when JW got home I told him what you wanted to do, he cracked up... Tam

Love your site! Hey I have no money but when you get one can I have a ride...... Sherri

Offer To Donate: I’ve got a 5 pack of empty beer bottles you can have. They come complete with cigarette butts, spyder webs and misc. crawling insects.
Sorry, pick-up is required…literally!! That’s why I still have them!! I hear the bottle deposit rate is highest in Oregon so perhaps you want to just make the whole thing a road trip…or show?? Rick

I want a ride on the Harley.Sharon